(S) = [(Sx), (Sy, (Sz)]
Preheat your collider to max turbo – approx. 125 gigaelectronvolts
if not a Hadron Collider check manufacturer’s instructions.
Preheat your collider to max turbo – approx. 125 gigaelectronvolts
if not a Hadron Collider check manufacturer’s instructions.
Ingredients:
1 boson – preferably Higgs Standard Model
1 tin condensed matter – use dark matter for a richer mix
1 row of proton beams – home-grown
1 pack electrons
(readymade particles may be used instead of protons and electrons
if time is of the essence)
The wisdom of Aristotle
The striking power of Wayne Rooney
A complex number of fermions
1 boson – preferably Higgs Standard Model
1 tin condensed matter – use dark matter for a richer mix
1 row of proton beams – home-grown
1 pack electrons
(readymade particles may be used instead of protons and electrons
if time is of the essence)
The wisdom of Aristotle
The striking power of Wayne Rooney
A complex number of fermions
Method:
Ensure all the ingredients collide by
spinning and binding together for one or two eons.
Tip into non-stick vessel (star-shaped).
Using heat-proof gloves pop mass in collider.
Switch to Accelerate.
Check via toughened glass for Supersymmetry
Accelerate until a minus integer or the Big Bang symbol (*) appears in small window.
Note: Do not open the collider during acceleration or the star may not coalesce.
When cool, sprinkle smashed atoms on the top for added lustre.
WARNING: Before putting this star in your pocket,
make sure it is completely cold.
Ensure all the ingredients collide by
spinning and binding together for one or two eons.
Tip into non-stick vessel (star-shaped).
Using heat-proof gloves pop mass in collider.
Switch to Accelerate.
Check via toughened glass for Supersymmetry
Accelerate until a minus integer or the Big Bang symbol (*) appears in small window.
Note: Do not open the collider during acceleration or the star may not coalesce.
When cool, sprinkle smashed atoms on the top for added lustre.
WARNING: Before putting this star in your pocket,
make sure it is completely cold.